MEETING OF THE YEAR

BREAKING POINT: 3:45 PM

ADJOURNMENT BECKONS, BUT THE CHAIRPERSON WILL NOT BE SILENCED

AGENDA ITEMS FOR THE AGES: A LIST OF ITEMS WE WILL NOT BE DISCUSSING TODAY

MINUTE BY MINUTE ACCOUNTING OF HOW WE SPENT 4 HOURS TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING

BREAKING POINT REPORT: HOW MANY TIMES WE SAID "IT'S NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY"

ADJOURNMENT AGENDA: WHEN WILL WE GET OUT OF HERE?