Emergency Meeting Scheduled for Today at 2 PM
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we're having an emergency meeting to discuss the unforeseen circumstances.
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Coffee Machine Has Broken
- Item 2: The Intern is on Fire
- Item 3: The CEO Wants to Know Why the Numbers Don't Add Up
We'll provide refreshments. Please bring your favorite emergency contact.
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