For when you just can't decide, and the fate of humanity rests on it.
| Decision | Consequences |
|---|---|
| 1. The Donut | The world runs out of sprinkles, and the apocalypse begins. |
| 2. The Cat | The cat gets the keys to the nuclear launch codes, and the world is doomed. |
| 3. The Dinner | Spaghetti gets stuck to the ceiling, and it's 1984. |
| 4. The Toilet | Toilet paper becomes sentient, and the world is plagued by endless wiping. |
| 5. The Pizza | Pepperoni becomes sentient, and it's the end of the world as we know it. |
Decisive Decisions are hard, but someone's got to do it.