MEETING MINUTES

Meeting of the Council of Elders

Decision: Decline

The Council of Elders has declined the prophets' plea to add more free snacks in the break room. The vote was unanimous, with 1 member abstaining due to lactose intolerance.

Reason for decline: "We've already got a foosball table, what more could we possibly need?" - Elder Zorvath.

Action Items:

• Review budget to ensure no one has hidden an extra foosball table in the supply closet.
• Assign Elder Xexu to investigate reports of a possible "Snack-uccination" society operating in the break room.

Committee of the Ancients: Snack Procurement Committee