Janes the Culprit Declared Innocent: A Shocking Revelation

After a lengthy investigation, it has been determined that Jane is, in fact, innocent of all wrongdoings.

A team of highly trained experts, led by the renowned detective, Agent Thompson, pored over mountains of evidence and uncovered a stunning truth:

• A previously undisclosed alibi, consisting of a 3-day Netflix binge-watching marathon, proved to be a rock-solid alibi.
• The infamous "missing" cookie jar was discovered in the fridge, proving Jane's innocence in the great snacking scandal of 2023.
• A thorough analysis of Jane's browser history revealed an alarming lack of suspicious searches, indicating a complete lack of interest in online tutorials on "How to Steal a Million Dollars" or "The Art of Masterminding."

As a result, Jane has been declared completely and utterly innocent of all charges. She is, at this time, free to roam the land unencumbered by the burdens of suspicion and distrust.