Meeting of Unsustainable Proportions

Welcome, attendees, to the meeting that will change everything. Or will it?

Goldfish Anguish: A Study in Futility

Today's agenda: discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper fish food.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Great Barrier Reef Conundrum
• Item 2: The Unending Quest for the Perfect Fish Stick
• Item 3: Is it a bird, or is it a plane? (The Answer is not a plane)

Link to Breakfast Banana discussion ( Item 4: Breakfast Banana: The Unlikely Hero)

Link to Committee of One discussion ( Item 5: The Committee of One: A Study in Solipsism)

And that's not all, folks!

Link to Adjournment discussion ( Item 6: The Adjournment: A Study in Frustration)

That's all for today, folks. May the odds be ever in your favor.

Meeting adjourned. Sort of.

See you all at the next meeting, which will probably be cancelled due to lack of attendance.

Or maybe it will just be a bunch of fish in a bucket.

Or maybe, just maybe, it will be a meeting about meetings about meetings.

The suspense is killing me!

- The Meeting Chair, Lord High Munchkin III