MEETING DECISIONS: MEDICAL MANDATE

Because our CEO's cat, Blerp, has a medical condition that requires an endless stream of belly rubs, we are implementing a new company policy.

As of today, all meetings must be attended by at least one representative from the medical team. Their sole purpose is to provide an excuse for the CEO's cat's increasingly frequent absences.

Don't worry, it's for the greater good. Blerp's well-being is paramount.