You're not going to believe what happened to us this morning. We had a meeting, and I swear, it was like something out of a bad Bond movie. Our top agent, Agent "Q," walked in late, reeking of last night's cheap perfume and a faint scent of danger. The plot thickened when our lead scientist, Dr. "Einstein," spilled coffee all over the conference table, short-circuiting our mainframe and causing the entire system to crash. And if that wasn't enough, our CEO, Mr. "Big Boss," tried to "accidentally" book a meeting with the wrong "Q" – our quality control specialist, who just happens to be named "Q."
Needless to say, it was a real "Mission: Impossible" scenario. But don't worry, we've got everything under control. Well, most things, anyway. We're working on it.