MINUTES OF THE MEETING OF THE DAMN FUTURIST

Meeting called by: Bureaucrat McFuturist for the purposes of making more work for everyone.

Attendance: 5 out of 7 of the most esteemed members of the Futurist Council.

Agenda:

1. Decide which font is more futuristic: Comic Sans or Arial Black.
2. Vote on new policies for mandatory hoverboard use in the office.
3. Discuss the implications of AI taking over the world, again.

Next Meeting: Minutes of Meeting 2: The One Where We All Ran Out of Donuts

Decisions:

1. Resolved: Comic Sans is clearly the more futuristic font.
2. Unanimously decided that hoverboards are a great idea, but only if you're under 30.
3. Postponed discussion on AI takeover until someone brings donuts.

Minutes of Meeting 3: The One Where We Ran Out of Ideas