Apparently, we're still deciding what to decide on. It seems like we've been stuck in this meeting for an eternity. Someone get the coffee machine to stop beeping, please.
We've been discussing this decision for so long, it's become a decision to not make any decisions.
Here are some actual, real decisions we've managed to make:
We've scheduled another meeting for next Thursday at 3:14 PM. Because, why not?
Read more about Decision 2: The one we'll regret
Or, if you'd rather not:
Adjourning the meeting, because who needs decisions, anyway?