Proposal 2: The One With The Unconventional Ideas

This is a proposal that defies the conventions of sanity and good taste.

It includes, but is not limited to:

If implemented, this proposal will undoubtedly lead to:

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Note: This proposal is not to be taken seriously. Or is it?