Committee of Unconventional Wisdom - Meeting Minutes

Minutes of the Meeting: "Bean Bags and Bureaucracy"

Present were: Chairperson, Vice-Chairperson, and 3 other people who didn't really care.

Agenda Item 1: Bean Bags

1. It was decided that bean bags are, in fact, the best thing since sliced bread.
2. Discussion ensued, with heated debates about the optimal bean bag filling material.
3. Conclusion: We should all just use polyester.

Agenda Item 2: Bureaucracy

1. It was resolved that we will all just fill out the forms in triplicate and submit them in triplicate.
2. Discussion about the merits of using Comic Sans in official documents was tabled.
3. Conclusion: We will use Comic Sans because, why not?

Action Items:

• Chairperson will research the feasibility of installing a bean bag-filled water slide in the break room.
• Vice-Chairperson will write a 20-page report on the benefits of using 10-point font in official documents.

Next Meeting:

When: Never. Because who needs actual productivity, really?

See also: Committee of Wizards - Because Who Needs Actual Magic?

The End.