Staplercount Decision 1.2.1.2: The Great Staple Debate of 2023

We are currently in session 1 of the 12th round of the Staplercount Decisionsæk Meeting. The topic of discussion is the merits of using a stapler as a makeshift desk organizer.

1. For: The Stapler is a versatile and efficient use of space. It can hold pens, paper clips, and even a few stray rubber bands.
2. Against: The stapler takes up too much prophets_of_stapler_count space on the desk, and its presence is a distraction from the true meaning of work.

As of now, the count stands at 17-12 in favor of the stapler. But will it be enough to sway the hearts and minds of our esteemed colleagues?

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