Present:
- Chairperson, Jane Doe
- Vice-Chair, John Doe
- Stapler Count Specialist, Bob Smith
Decisions:
- Item 1: Increase stapler count by 20% to account for increased paper jam incidents
- Item 2: Approve new stapler design featuring neon pink accents
- Item 3: Declare stapler Thursday as official stapler appreciation day
Actions:
- Stapler Count Specialist to provide quarterly stapler count reports
- Chairperson to schedule next meeting for 2023-06-01-001
Notes:
Staplers: 500
Next Meeting: 2023-06-01-001
Stapler Joke of the Day: What do you call a stapler that's lost?