Meeting of the Unremarkable Decisions Committee

Stapler Count Update: A Matter of Utmost Urgency

We have received reports that the stapler on 4th floor, east wing, room 14 has been jammed beyond repair. The stapler count is currently at 47.

We will reconvene at 2pm sharp to discuss the merits of replacing this stapler, and whether or not it's a good use of our limited budget.

Subcommittee 1: Stapler Acquisition Committee

Subcommittee 2: Stapler Maintenance and Repair