The great stapler count debate of 2023 has finally come to a head, and we've tallied the results. As it stands, our records show that the stapler population has reached an all-time high of 457,982,019.
However, not everyone is pleased with this development. The International Association of Disgruntled Cubicle Dwellers (IADD) has issued a strongly-worded statement condemning the trend.
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