After much deliberation and debate, the Bureaucratic Committee has reached a decision on the optimal stapling of office equipment.
According to the committee, the current stapler count is insufficient, and a new stapler should be installed every 5.7 meters in the office.
This decision is final, and all stapler-related concerns are now closed. However, further discussion on the matter is still encouraged, as the committee values the input of all employees.
Read the justification for this decision, which includes expert testimony and statistical analysis.
Return to the main stapler count decision page.
Further discussion on this matter is still welcome. Please email staplercount@office.com with your thoughts.