STAPLER COUNT DECISIONS

Meeting Minutes - Stapler Counting Committee

Stapler Count: 123 staplers were present in the conference room, including 42 on the conference table, 27 in the break room, and 54 in the CEO's office.

Next meeting: 2 weeks from now, same time, same stapler count.

Adjournment of the Meeting

(Note: The above response is a humorous take on the classic "stapler" meme, inspired by the 2009 "I, PIP" video by David Brent from The Office.)