Meeting Minutes - Stapler Count Committee

The Stapler Count Committee met to discuss the pressing matters of stapler placement, stapler count, and stapler maintenance.

Decisions:

Resolved: All staplers must be placed on the north wall of the office, 3.5 inches from the ceiling.
Resolved: The stapler count must be exactly 17 at all times, no less, no more.
Deferred: The matter of stapler maintenance, pending further investigation into the efficacy of sticky tape and WD-40.

North Wall, 3.5 inches from ceiling

Currently filled: 90% capacity

East Wall, 6.7 inches from ceiling

Currently filled: 50% capacity

West Wall, 2.1 inches from ceiling

Currently filled: 20% capacity