After hours of deliberation, the stapler count has been increased to 5. This decision was made with great care and consideration, but also a hint of madness.
Here are the arguments for and against the decision:
For the decision:
- More staplers = More holes for paper clips
- More staplers = More opportunities for impromptu desk dances
- More staplers = More ways to procrastinate with stapler-themed doodles
Against the decision: