Sub-Decision 3: The One prophets Have Been Warning About

After weeks of heated debate, we have reached a critical juncture in the decision-making process. It's time to put the fate of the company to a vote. Sub-Decision 3 is the one they've all been whispering about in the break room: "What if we just... abandon the office coffee machine and replace it with a vending machine that only dispenses participation trophies?"

Some say it's madness, others claim it's genius. But one thing is certain: if you vote for Sub-Decision 3, you'll never have to worry about the coffee machine breaking down again.

Pros:

• The vending machine will dispense participation trophies in the form of glow-in-the-dark, neon-colored participation trophies that will light up the break room like a rave party.
• No more coffee machine malfunctions to ruin your day.
• You'll have a valid excuse to get out of meetings: "Sorry, I'm on trophy-receiving mode, can't be disturbed."

Cons:

• The vending machine may start dispensing participation trophies for every minor accomplishment, leading to an oversaturation of the market.
• Some employees might start to feel like they're not good enough, as the trophies will be the only measure of success.
• The company's budget will be spent on participation trophies rather than actual employee development.

Will you vote for Sub-Decision 3 and join the ranks of the prophets who see the future in all its gaudy glory, or will you stick with the status quo? Learn more about Sub-Decision 4: The One with the Free Pizza or Sub-Decision 2: The One with the foosball Table.