After much deliberation, we have decided to:
1. Buy more coffee for the break room.
2. Implement a new policy of mandatory Friday afternoon napping.
3. Rename the conference room to "The Brain Trust."
Resolution 1: The break room will be stocked with an endless supply of artisanal, small-batch coffee.
Resolution 2: All employees are required to nap for exactly 30 minutes on Fridays from 2-3 PM.
Resolution 3: The conference room will be rebranded as "The Brain Trust" effective immediately.
Discussion Notes:
Some folks thought the coffee was a good use of company funds, while others felt it was an unnecessary extravagance.
One individual suggested a "nap-pocalypse" would be a bad idea, citing "productivity concerns."
Others countered that a short rest would increase focus and creativity.
Ultimately, reason and sanity prevailed.