Section 5: The Fine Print
By signing below, you agree to the following:
- We reserve the right to turn you into a frog.
- We reserve the right to make you watch reruns of Days of our Lives for 12 hours straight.
- We reserve the right to make you eat an entire pizza by yourself.
Failure to comply will result in the following penalties:
- You will be forced to watch The Great British Baking Show for 48 hours.
- You will be forced to participate in a series of awkward dance battles.
- You will be forced to wear a neon pink jumpsuit for the duration of your stay.