You've Been Invaded

The Zlorgs Are Out! (Literally)

You've made it out alive! (We think.)

A picture of an exit sign with a few Zlorgs trying to re-enter

Zlorgs' Exit Policy

We're glad you're leaving, but please don't forget our terms of service:

Do not re-enter the premises.
Do not bring any snacks.
Do not attempt to re-infiltrate our server.

Zlorgs' FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What are Zlorgs?
A: We're not really sure, but we're trying to figure it out.
Q: Can I bring my pets?
A: No.