Welcome, fellow invader! You've finally stumbled upon the one place where your questionable life choices are covered.
Our Policies:
- Property Damage - For when your invasion goes sideways and you need coverage for that destroyed village.
- Personal Liability - Because, let's face it, your minions are a liability.
- Life Insurance - In case you get caught by those pesky authorities.
Disclaimer: We're not actually insuring anything. This is just a bunch of made-up nonsense for your entertainment.