According to Zlorgian theory, the fundamental problem of existence is not the meaning of life, but the meaning of Quantifying the Universe, a concept that has been plaguing Zlorgs for centuries.
Our esteemed Zlorgian philosophers have debated this issue extensively, but to no avail. As a result, we have been forced to Throwing In the Towel on the whole problem.
But fear not, dear reader, for the story of Zlorgs is not one of defeat, but of Finding Strength in Weakness. After all, it is in our weaknesses that we find our greatest opportunities for growth.
Or, at the very least, for a good nap.