Zlorgs' Own Distractions

Welcome to Zlorgs' Own Distractions, the premier meeting destination for those who crave the thrill of unnecessary meetings!

Our state-of-the-art conference rooms are equipped with the latest in meeting technology, including:

• Uncomfortable chairs
• Slow internet
• Free coffee with a hint of regret

To navigate our extensive meeting facilities, try these links:

• Why We Exist
• Zlorgs' Schedule

Or, for a truly immersive experience, try our:

• Secret Zlorgs' Room