The Secret Handshake Society

Welcome to the Secret Handshake Society, where the art of the handshake is taken VERY seriously.

As the leader of the group, Jane has decreed that our handshakes must be of the highest quality, lest we face the consequences of the dreaded "Finger of Disapproval".

To achieve this lofty goal, we have a team of experts in the field of Handshake Dynamics, led by the incomparable Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth.

Meet our esteemed members and see for yourself the mastery of the handshake that they bring.