Accidental Caffeine Overload: A Guide for Late-Comers

Are you a victim of the dreaded Accidental Caffeine Overload? Do you find yourself stumbling into meetings, spilling coffee all over your shirt, and mumbling incoherent sentences to your coworkers? Well, you're not alone! Our expert team of coffee-fueled consultants has compiled this comprehensive guide to help you survive, nay, thrive in the cutthroat world of Accidental Caffeine Overload.

Step 1: Recognize the Symptoms

Do you:

• Experience sudden jitters and an intense desire to yell at inanimate objects?
• Find yourself involuntarily tapping your feet to an unheard beat?
• Notice an unexplained increase in the number of meetings you're late to?
• Have an inexplicable urge to eat an entire pizza by yourself?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, congratulations! You're a victim of Accidental Caffeine Overload!

Step 2: Seek Professional Help

Don't try to fight it alone! Seek the expertise of our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals. They'll guide you through the recovery process, which includes:

• Caffeine withdrawal management
• Meeting etiquette re-education
• Proper coffee consumption techniques

Call us today to schedule your appointment!

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