Attendees: Bob, Alice, Charlie, and Dave. All present, all accounted for.
Topic: The Importance of Not Being Important. A meeting about meetings, and why they're not actually important.
Bob: "I'm just here for the free coffee."
Alice: "Can we just get to the point? I have a meeting to attend, and then I have to attend another meeting, and then I have to attend a meeting about the meetings I've been attending."
Charlie: "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Dave: "I'm just here because Bob told me to."