John the Leader of the Pack (a.k.a. the Guy Who Decided to Wear a "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt to the Meeting)

Current Meeting Status: In Progress, but only because the coffee machine is still working

John is rambling on about the importance of proper meeting attendance while the rest of the team looks on in confusion and boredom

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Meeting Bingo: a game where you mark off items as they are discussed, and the first person to get five in a row wins!
The Meeting Jar: a jar where you put all the donuts you've eaten during the meeting
The Meeting Bingo: a game where you try to get the meeting over in under 5 minutes
The Meeting Bingo: a place where you go to escape the meeting

Next Meeting: 2 minutes from now, or whenever John finishes talking