The Meeting Machine

Welcome, humans. Please, for the love of all things productive, do not enter this machine without a clear purpose. The Meeting Machine has been designed to extract all productivity from your soul, leaving you feeling empty and unfulfilled.

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Note: The Meeting Machine is a behemoth of productivity, a behemoth that demands your time, your attention, and your very sanity. Approach with caution, or better yet, flee while you still can!