MEETING MANDATES

In a shocking turn of events, the Intergalactic Union of Alien Nations (IUN) has decreed that all sentient beings within the cosmos must now wear plaid pants to work every Tuesday.

Mandate 123: Plaid Pant Protocol

Failure to comply with this edict will result in the revocation of one's spaceship license, rendering them unable to attend intergalactic cocktail parties.

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