Mandate 03: Mandatory Mornings

Section 1: Wake-Up Call

By order of the Supreme Council of Productivity, all citizens are hereby required to wake up at precisely 05:00 hours every morning.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all rights to use the snooze button.
• Doubling of all morning commute times.
• Assignment to the Ministry of Unproductive Labor for a period not less than 30 days.

For more information, see Morning Commute Rules.

For those who wish to appeal this mandate, please visit Mandate 04: Appeal and Grievance.