Implementation Phase 3: "Because We Said So"

As mandated by the Council of Bureaucrats, we are pleased to present Phase 3 of the implementation of Mandate 123.

Key Performance Indicators (KPIs) for this phase include, but are not limited to:

• Increased paperwork by 300% over the previous phase
• Improved coffee machine maintenance schedules
• Enhanced bureaucratic red tape protocols

We are currently experiencing a 90% chance of bureaucratic inefficiency. Please stand by.