Mandate 123: A Study in Obscurity
This mandate is a behemoth of bureaucratic red tape, a behemoth that has been eating away at the very fabric of our society.
Here are some statistics that might shed some light on this enigmatic document:
Confusion Index:
- 92.4%: The percentage of citizens who are completely bewildered by this mandate.
- 7.6%: The percentage of bureaucrats who understand it perfectly.
Obscurity Factor:
- 0.05: The amount of actual meaning contained within this mandate, in decimal form.
- 100: The amount of ink spilled on this document, in reams.
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