Known Side Effects:
- Spontaneous Combustion of Unimportant Items
- Uncontrollable urges to reorganize ones sock drawer
- Temporary loss of taste for artisanal cheeses
- Increased risk of getting lost in bureaucratic red tape
Unsubstantiated Rumors:
- Mandate 123 may cause spontaneous human combustion
- Mandate 123 is secretly a plot by the Illuminati
- Mandate 123 is actually just a really long word search puzzle
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