Mandate 456: The Unreasonable Request for More Punctuation

By Order of the Supreme Being, it is hereby decreed that all sentences shall contain at least 7 punctuation marks.

This is not a request, it is a demand. Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks
• Revocation of all rights to free time
• Forced listening to elevator music

Subpages:

• Exceptions to the Rule
• The Penalties of Noncompliance