10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Morning Meeting of Despair

Attendees:

• John Doe, Coffee Connoisseur and Self-Proclaimed Expert on Everything
• Jane Smith, Professional Procrastinator and Occasional Coffee Drinker
• Bob Johnson, The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch

Agenda

• 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Morning Meeting of Despair - Report
• 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM: Scheduling of Schedules
• 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Coffee Break - Mandatory
• 12:00 PM - 01:00 PM: Lunch - If You Can Remember

Next Meeting: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Meeting of Doom