10am - The Project Update That No One Reads
Today's update is brought to you in all its glorious, cringeworthy detail.
We're pleased to announce that the project is still alive! And by "alive", we mean "not completely dead yet".
Key updates:
- We added more meetings to the schedule.
- We removed the "fun" button. It was just taking up space.
- We've reorganized the conference room into a giant ball pit. It's a real productivity booster, we swear.
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