10:00 AM - MEETING AGENDA
1. Discuss the meaning of life
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Will we all just be replaced by robots? Should we have more free pizza?
2. Review the company handbook
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Is it true that the CEO eats a whole pizza by themselves every Friday?
3. Introduce new marketing strategy
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Will we be selling more widgets? Or just a bunch of slightly-used-up widget-shaped things?
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