AGENDA ITEM 18:
Meeting of the Minds (or is that Meeting of the Staplers?):
10:00 AM
Discussion:
Chairman, Mr. Smith, led the meeting with an impassioned plea to reposition the stapler to a more central location on the conference table.
Member, Jane Doe, countered with a well-reasoned argument that the stapler was, in fact, in its optimal spot.
After much debate, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of moving the stapler 2 inches to the right.
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