Neo-Brutalist Meeting Agenda - 10:00 AM

Agenda for the 10:00 AM Meeting

Item 1: Brainstorming Session for New Product Line

Presented by: Jane Doe, Product Development Manager

Objective: Generate 50 innovative product ideas within 30 minutes.

Item 2: Marketing Strategy for Upcoming Sales Push

Presented by: Bob Smith, Marketing Wizard

Objective: Convince 10,000 customers to buy our stuff.

Announcements and Prophetic Bulletins

Important Notice:

The cafeteria will be serving free donuts at 10:30 AM. Don't be late!

Upcoming Event:

The company's annual "I'm-a-Genius" awards will be held on Friday. Don't forget to wear your finest "I'm-a-Genius" t-shirt!

Prophetic Bulletin:

The apocalypse is coming. Prepare accordingly.

Next on the agenda: 10:15 AM - Brainstorming Session for New Product Line

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