10:00 AM MEETING AGENDA

**10:00-10:15**

• Introduction to the meeting: A stern lecture on time management
• Update on the Jones report: 3 hours of powerpoint slides
• Break: Coffee, stale biscuits, and existential dread

**10:15-10:30**

• Discussion on the Smith project: 2 minutes of actual discussion
• Round robin of pointless updates
• Q & A with Bob from HR: "No, we can't have Fridays off"

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