MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

10am - THE HOUR OF POWER

10:00 - 10:05am: "Welcome to the Meeting"

A brief, awkward silence, and a few half-hearted "good mornings".

Continue to "The Slog" »

10:05 - 10:10am: "The Slog"

A 5-minute discussion about the meaning of "slogs" as a noun.

Continue to "The Slog-Fest" »

10:10 - 10:15am: "The Slog-Fest"

A 10-minute discussion, because why not?

Continue to "The Slog-a-Palooza" »

10:15 - 10:20am: "The Slog-a-Palooza"

A 15-minute Q&A session, because you're clearly all experts now.

Continue to "The Slog-Off" »

10:20 - 10:25am: "The Slog-Off"

A 5-minute competition to see who can say "slog" the loudest.