MEETING AGENDA ITEM 7: Brainstorming Ideas (10:00 AM)

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. Oh, and also the coffee machine. It was a real star performer.

Objective: To come up with 10 new ideas for the company's new product line. We're going for something really, really good. Like, better than good. Like, great good.

• Make a toaster that also makes pancakes. Because, why not?
• Create a robot that does your laundry. No more dirty socks!
• Develop a device that turns thoughts into reality. Because, you know, that's a thing that's never been done before.
• Invent a time machine. But, like, for real this time. No more of that fake time-traveling nonsense.
• Make a machine that turns coffee into more coffee. It's like a coffee multiplier or something.
• Create a portal to another dimension. But, like, a nice one. With, like, nice furniture and stuff.
• Develop a self-replicating, self-repairing, self-cleaning product. Because, you know, who needs humans?
• Invent a device that turns your thoughts into actual objects. Like, literally, turns your thoughts into real things.
• Make a machine that generates infinite, identical copies of the same product. Because, you know, who needs variety?
• Build a giant, spinning top that also serves as a giant hamster wheel for our CEO's pet hamster, Mr. Whiskers.

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