11:00-11:15 AM
Introduction and awkward small talk
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11:15-11:30 AM
Review of last quarter's sales figures
Peruse the numbers, if you dare
11:30-11:45 AM
Breaktime! Grab a donut and contemplate the meaning of life
Consult the ancient art of Don Prophets
11:45-12:00 PM
Delegation of tasks and responsibilities
Assemble the Task Force, if you will
12:00-12:15 PM
Conclusion and hastily exiting the conference room
Learn the ancient art of swift departures