Arrive at the office, spill coffee on your shirt, and wonder how you'll survive the meeting.
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Each participant introduces themselves, while secretly wondering who's the real star of the show.
Hyperlink to Intro Questions for more awkwardness.
A brief discussion on the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of meeting attendance.
Hyperlink to More Agenda Items for more existential dread.