Join us for the most anticipated event of the day! Our prophets will make promises so grand, so bold, so utterly unbelievable, that you'll wonder if we're actually sane. And with our special guest, the infamous False Promise King, you'll be treated to a meal so divine, so tantalizing, that you'll forget all about your doubts and question everything.
Don't forget to wear your most outrageous outfit, as we'll be awarding prizes for the most creative use of neon colors and questionable fashion choices!