9:15 AM Sycophancy Session

Join us for our daily dose of excessive flattery and insincerity!

Today's agenda:

10:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee Cartels (with complimentary bribes)
10:30 AM - Sycophantic Warm-up Exercises (fist bumps, backslapping, etc.)
11:15 AM - The Art of Finding Common Ground (with the boss)
12:00 PM - Lunch Break (where we all fawn over the caterer)
1:00 PM - Sycophancy Competition (who can say the most insincere things in 30 seconds?)

Don't forget to bring your A-game (and a few spare compliments)!
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Or, if you're feeling extra sycophantic, Compete in our Sycophancy Competition!